Something to make you smile...
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
A jumper lead walks into a bar. The barman says “I'll serve you, but don't start anything.”
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I think I've lost an electron”. The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I'm positive”.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was OK but apparently they had a fantastic reception!
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