X-CLUSIVE! GENUINE™ GEOFF |
Adventure! | Fun! | Cosmopolitan! |
And LOOK at this Amazing and Excruciating Attention to Detail:—
Wedding Ring | Garter Belt | Shiny Bald Patch™ |
So WHAT could this Staggeringly Amazing Thing possibly be WORTH? Well, if you found it at a garage sale or church fête, it would, admittedly, be about 50 cents. But because we have to recover the full economic value of production, on a true-cost basis, plus normal markups and agents' commissions, the Genuine™ Geoff Action Figure can be yours for only $13,250.00 (including GST).
And just look at these fantastic “optional accessories”:
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